Game of Thrones Season 4 Ep. 1, “Two Swords”
byThis week’s episode of Game of Thrones brought to you by pansexuality, the sweetness of revenge, the robust tastes of chicken and human flesh, pretty jewelry and Lannister family values.
This week’s episode of Game of Thrones brought to you by pansexuality, the sweetness of revenge, the robust tastes of chicken and human flesh, pretty jewelry and Lannister family values.
This week’s episode of Game of Thrones is brought to you by royal sex in the north, royal idiocy in King’s Landing, psychosexual torture, arranged marriages and HOLY SHIT A BEAR FIGHT.
Brought to you by humiliation, mutiny, mutilation, slow claps with spears and OMFG DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS FIRE DRAGONS OMFG. Spoiler Alert! The thorough debasement of Jaime Lannister that opens the episode is not likely to end with these opening minutes,…