Game of Thrones Season 4 Ep. 1, “Two Swords”
byThis week’s episode of Game of Thrones brought to you by pansexuality, the sweetness of revenge, the robust tastes of chicken and human flesh, pretty jewelry and Lannister family values.
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Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 10, "Mhysa."
byAs with the past two seasons, the finale of the third season of Game of Thrones ended with considerably less bombast than its penultimate episode. (Trying to top the Red Wedding, even if they could have done so by using…
Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 8, "Second Sons"
byThose who’ve been watching Game of Thrones know that one of its strengths – and weaknesses – is its juggling of multiple plot lines across a massive landscape. So, it was a bit of a surprise to see this week’s…
Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 7, "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
byThis week’s episode of Game of Thrones is brought to you by royal sex in the north, royal idiocy in King’s Landing, psychosexual torture, arranged marriages and HOLY SHIT A BEAR FIGHT.
Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 4, "And Now His Watch is Ended"
byBrought to you by humiliation, mutiny, mutilation, slow claps with spears and OMFG DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS FIRE DRAGONS OMFG. Spoiler Alert! The thorough debasement of Jaime Lannister that opens the episode is not likely to end with these opening minutes,…
Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 3, "Walk of Punishment"
byBrought to you by bad aim, flexible concubines, uncauterized amputations, chairs and The Hold Steady. Spoiler Alert! Only two episodes of Game of Thrones have had more apt names than this one – “Blackwater,” from Season 2, and “Baelor,” from…