Things are heating up on the Korean peninsula. Somebody call Donald Rumsfeld a taxi to K Street.
Earlier today, the North Korean government released a shocking viral video. Hint: It’s not a Kim Jong-Un sex tape.
If their weaponry is even close to being as state-of-the-art as the graphics featured in this, we should all be very worried.
Here are some screenshot highlights with my attempted translations.
Full disclosure: I’m not completely fluent in Korean.
“Glorious leader Kim Jong-Un has graciously provided our soldiers with only the finest ‘gently used’ uniforms and weapons left over from the Fatherland Liberation War 60 years ago.”
“Down with the White House and evil President Dwight Eisenhower, big explosion now.”
“Cower before this amazing weapon device that could have fed thousands of our citizens.”
“It is inexcusable that Congress has not taken action to prevent the Sequester.”