Bad Movie Review: "Getaway"

So, this is the big Ethan Hawke comeback. Or is it the big Selena Gomez breakout? Maybe it’s Jon Voight’s big coda. However you want to frame it, perhaps it might be best for each of these actors to try again, because “Getaway” crashes and burns.

Bad Movie Review: R.I.P.D.

I can think of only two scenarios in which you should see “R.I.P.D.” (1) You’re Ryan Reynolds’ mother, and you’re comfortable admitting that. (2) It’s day six of the worst heat wave in years and you’ve woken up at 6 a.m. in a pool of sweat…

Bad Movie Review:   "The Heat"

It’s buddy action comedy extravaganza in theaters across America this weekend. Here, we’ve got the only blockbuster of the summer starring two female leads. So grab your favorite buddy action comedy buddy and get ready to forge some eternal bonds.

Unlikely Praise for Fast & Furious 6

The first film (straightforwardly titled “The Fast and the Furious”) came out when I was still in high school. I was too good for movies about race cars back then. After all, there I was – a 6’4” and 50-lb 14-year-old Tool fan, who was made out of pimples and defined by spontaneous erections.